I mentioned on my FB page HERE , and my last blog that I was seeing a married man.....eeeeee... I know.. read the last blog to better understand..... Anyway... I needed to get away for a bit, so I spent the weekend at a Swinger's Spa... haha what a concept.. people having sex everywhere and calling it a 'Spa'... what would constitute a 'spa' exactly? No idea, I had to go. I made my way to Oakville Ontario over the past weekend and partook ..lol.. of the festivities.
I started with a massage. The man was gorgeous, an actual RT and naked. I had a hard time relaxing, I was so aroused I couldn't concentrate on napping....then it hit me.. I wasn't supposed to be relaxing, I was supposed to be getting horny. Well, it worked, I could have masturbated on that table for an hour. He had the right touch, the right caress, the right slide to his palms, the right smell, my God, there is a smell to sexy massages. Can you imagine, lying there being 'rubbed' from top to bottom, and front to back and I smelled like I was having sex.. what a damn turn on...I'm horny now just writing and remembering it! I was left alone at the end for 20 min or so. I'm guessing that was so I would give myself a 'happy ending'.. really? That was not going to happen. I wasn't going to waste this arousal by myself. I sought a man, or a man and woman or two men, I couldn't handle at this point more than 3 people in the act and I was counting myself as one of them.
The place was full of so many people, most just relaxing and enjoying the pool, the drinks, the music, there seemed to be a rhythm there that was new to me. People were pacing themselves and obviously on my first visit there they were not going to be using me as the Pace Car. I jumped in with both feet in an attempt to forget the last 6 months of my life and look for the pot at the end of the sexual rainbow.
I must have had a look in my eye while I walked around because I was being followed like a Bitch in heat. There were 6 men vying for attention aged from 27 to 60. Let the games begin.
I couldn't stop smiling. I felt amazing. If I can take that masseuse home with me, I would be in heaven. My business partner could really 'use' what he did for me... everyday actually. If I used him everyday I may never have to look for a man again, I would have to explain to him that he would have to 'complete' the job however next time...none of this getting me horny then letting me walk out. No sir-ree bob!
I had a glass of something sweet with a 80% proof smell. Honestly no one was going to have to get me tipsy to 'get me'. I was going to take my time to decide what/who I wanted to do. Time was on my side now, it was only Friday and I was there till early Monday morning. The spa owners were graciously going to let me interview them for a story I was working on for my book. Have I mentioned lately how much I love my life? :) I ordered some pool side food... a gorgeous fruit and veggie platter.. so refreshing lol I had a bit of a crowd around now..funny how people join a group when I start asking people questions, it turns into a bit of a show..lol.
One man really stood out, he was so adorable, maybe 45 or so, from Australia, here for a year working for a company in Toronto. He was sort of watching out for me, not crossing any line at all, but making sure no one was pouncing on me. One man leaned over and asked me if he could kiss me. The one thing I love about this kind of party is the Royal Etiquette. No one touches anyone unless permission is given and the woman is in charge. I 'allowed' shaved head man with great shoulders to kiss me. He leaned down.. the kiss was sweet but became too eager too quickly, I opened my eyes and saw Aussie man watching. I broke away from the kiss and jumped in the pool. Aussie man jumped in after me, let me explain 'jump' in the pool, feet first, nose plugged, I hate going underwater, I never ever got used to it. Once I'm in I'm Ester Williams, but from land INTO water, not graceful at all. I watched Aussie dive right beside me, and come up at the other end of the pool. I stayed where I was in the deep end treading while he made his sexy wet way back to me. We both met at the side and he complimented me on my graceful entrance into the pool. :) He was a gentleman too. We stayed in the pool for hours, drinks were brought to the side, the fruit platter was brought over, someone threw sunscreen into the pool we both applied to each others above water parts. We talked and talked and talked. We liked the same music. That is huge for me, I have a really quirky music set, and he does too. We like the same art, the same movies. I let him answer all the questions first so he wouldn't be copying me.. funny how careful I feel I've become. It was time to get out, dry off in the sun. The dinner bell was rung, everyone had an 90 min to get ready for dinner seating one. He walked me to my room.. and said 'my I sit with you at dinner'... I said "I would be honoured to meet you and your wife for dinner".... his reply, "I'm here alone, I'm not married"... "well , you will have to prove that to me' and in I went to prepare for dinner. I cant' possibly tell you 3 days worth of fun in one blog, you will get too bored or too horny.. I have to dole it out to you.....be patient.
The rest... tomorrow. :)
~!Jane! and interesting start to the rest of my life.
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