Monday, April 08, 2013

A relatively sober Monday nite blog




Wow, what a weekend, it was crazy.. men and more men and kids, and family and friends...not all together. I'm exhausted. I've not had time to sit and think let alone write.  The storm is over my head right now, lightening, thunder.  It's always beautiful, time to sit on the front porch and just watch natures light show. I have needed spell check more than normal... which can only mean one too many whiskey's in my glass.. hang one..time to re-fill.........

ok. refilled and  I have a plate of cheese and crackers and pickles and no I am not pregnant. I had a great nite with my children. No sex at all... that would be so creepy and wrong. Had a few hours with #1 son I can say that because they are twins and they know even though they are 30 seconds apart blond hair boy was first and strawberry blond boy was #2.... lol they argue about it all the time and what kind of mother would I be if I didn't fan the flame of argument until they realize it doesn't matter at all. Number 1 son had discussions about what attracts him to young women. My boys are 25yrs old, I totally use them for my research. # 1 says the first thing he notices in a girl is her smile and her bright personality. #2 son says it's her eyes then her smile.. Both young men are looking for happy no nonsense girls... the same since Neanderthal times.   Nothing has changed. I haven't changed and you, my next boyfriend haven't changed either. You are looking for no drama, down to earth fun loving woman who can look after herself if need be and I am looking for a man who knows exactly what he wants and at the end of the day enjoys cooking some meat over some fire for me. Yes I will pretty up the meat with side dishes like 'hassle-back baked potatoes" and sauteed onions and summer salad but still the fire cooked meat is the STAR! I will applaud your prowess in procuring the perfect cut and cooking to perfection and you will bow to my impeccable taste in choosing the perfect side dish.  Then we will fall into bed and make incredible love to each to show our appreciation for each our skills.  That is life and I expect nothing less.

So that aside... I am here tonight. I have prepared a beautiful butter chicken with basmati rice. So god damn tasty.  I'm hoping no one sneaks into the kitchen.. I want leftovers for lunch tomorrow.

It's been a great night... chatting with friends, potential lovers, my kids..life is perfect...


till the next time..

Jane... not my real name.

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A fun nite


Fun at the Club, Swingers, Sex, Dance Pole, Sibian!

You ever have one of those nites that is so fun you smile the whole next day?

Last night was definitely one of those nites. Work at my day job until 8pm-ish. Successful meeting so all was going in the right direction.  I was meeting friends at a 'swingers' club west of the city.  Ok.. let me explain 'swingers' club.. maybe on most nites but this nite was set up for .....Karaoke and jamming sessions.. too funny. Where is the swinging? Anyway I didn't know we were going for the 'jam' session.  I was dressed to swing with a great bra! NEVER underestimate the power of fab bra. Black lace tunic blouse over a black satin bra with just the right amount of pink lace peeking out of the top accentuating the milky white cleavage. (milky white only because it's April.. it will be soon be sun kissed golden :) )     anyway... great black sexy slinky pants with a black thong.. ok stage is set and !!!!!! it's karaoke!   Two of my friends are there when I walk in, familiarize myself with the bar and the owner ALWAYS the two first steps :) Walk around a bit to see what's what and pick the best vantage point to sit, be able to keep an eye on things around me and keep an eye of available men coming in the door.  I am a clever, clever girl.   There were 10 people there so far... so.. my plan was falling apart.... I had my choice of seating, but didn't have my choice of men, they appeared to be all paired with someone already!!!!! dammit!!!! Didn't they realize I was wearing my lucky bra?

People are wondering in, a nice mix of young and not so old, some single, some not. I start my nite with glass of house red.  Gabby from http://www.wonderland4all.com has told me there is a single man coming, and can he come in on my 'ticket' as it's less expensive to come in as a couple. lol 'ok' says I.  Then he will owe me a drink.  A very good looking young man is sitting behind me, he looks like a flashback to 1964, he looks like a young Beatle.  My friends have joined together now.  Lots of 'hello's' 'how ya doing?' going around.  Lots of laughs and sharing drinks and stories of the past week.  Apparently Gabby's friend Keith is there to jam with the band.... oh.. someone who has some talent, nice. I wasn't expecting that. I thought I would be the talent and get up and screech out a song or two.. I am saved the humiliation.  I am willing to do it for my friends to add some laughs to the evening. Keith gets up, plugs himself in and start to play.. great sound. Good work Keith. Gabby's single man friend comes in, I turn around to be introduced to him....... I know him, and know him intimately.  We had been lovers for quite some time about a year ago.  Can you spell "Awkward"?

I ended our 'friendship', no reason to state why but I did.   We never saw each other again until last night.  Everyone was shocked we knew each other. I reached out graciously and shook his hand.  " We are shaking hands now?".... I leaned in the 'kiss and hug'... it was nice to see him again.. we are both as gorgeous as ever...lol

The night was great, past lover was there to jam as well, it was nice to see him play guitar, I knew he played but had never played in my presence before.  At the same time a very young man walked into the club, wearing dress pants, a vest and a bowtie...lol  He asked to join our table.  I asked him how 'work' was...lol   He had just come from a private party where he stripped for the girls...it was as obvious from the cocky way he was still strutting his well filled pants.  We all laughed.  It's so much fun being my age  and having a lot of experience in life to be able to have fun with someone younger.  (plus...he was so God damn cute)

The night went on, he showed us a few 'moves' so typical of any stripper.  I asked if I could take a pic of him to post on my twitter HERE  he sadly declined... he is stripping for cash only he has Political aspirations.  My, my he has a brain.. ok. I can deal with that. My friends took me for a tour of the club... it's always interesting to see what people do to decorate such a place, make it feel like a great, exotic place to be. Lighting, stripping poles, cages for whatever you want, the further you go into the club the more obvious it becomes it's a swinger/sex club, towels, lubes, lotions, beds of all shapes and sizes, bars, straps, toys, oh my!  Very little privacy, but then again if you are there, you are not going to privacy, being an exhibitionist or a voyeur can be all part of it. I explored to my hearts content, the landscape was so interesting. There was a big heavy black curtain the size of a wall, I pushed it aside and peered in... oh! I guessing now the curtain was the 'private' part...whoops 'sorry guys' continue on... I'm leaving'.... shit.. note to self  'don't go behind closed doors or curtains'... always learning.  So I follow the sound of the band back to the front of the club... my ex-lover is up playing with the band now... fun to see, (he is so pretty).  I join the group and start talking to 27yr old stripper again, we decided to take a walk into the back, I showed him one of the 'toys' I had played on before, he was fascinated.. he understood why a woman would want to ride that toy, there was no way his unit would perform like that mechanical stud was.... haha.  We walked around the furniture and there was a gorgeous black leather chaise out in the open.  He pushed me over towards it, I didn't resist toooo much, he leaned me over the back and pushed himself against my ass... my...my... he was hard and large.  It was natural to grind back against him, he led me over to the front of the chaise, sat me down, and he went to this knees... nice.  He was very talented and I enjoyed him/it a lot.  ahhhhhhh.  He had this wonderful sexy look in his eyes, I changed spots with him and pushed him down on the bed/chair, unbuttoned his vest, took off his bowtie, and started kissing him.  He had a gorgeous chest, he works out.  I looked behind me and one of my friends had walked in.. alright, was he here to watch or just walking through, it didn't matter, I wasn't stopping.  Stripper said he never had anyone play with him like that before..''how is that possible'' I asked.. "you meet women all day"  "I know, but they always expect me to perform, no one ever plays with me"... he says.. "well then lay back and enjoy''.  Experience counts for so much, being able to kiss, lick and tickle him at the same time and rub his throbbing cock thru his dress pants... great material btw.  My friend is watching and not really talking, always a turn on for me to see that my work is being appreciated. I quickly unbuckle his pants and unzip slowly.  His cock literally jumps up out of it's trap inside the pants.  Oh, he is beautiful.  He is moaning loudly now and trying to hold one of my hands, "I need both of my hands please"... lol.  The difference I have found with younger men vs older men is that their unit is always throbbing and ready to be played with and play with it I shall.. I love giving oral pleasure to men. They are so appreciative :).  I cupped and rolled his balls around gently, tugging a little to see what he will tolerate, I externally massage his p-spot just under his balls, the moaning is getting louder and he is in heaven as I was not too long ago.  When he least expects it, I touch my tongue to the head of his penis, he raises his hips off of the chaise to get closer to me,  I am making all the right moves because he is making all the right moves back.. Men are so easy. lol.  I brought him to an exploding orgasm.  I laughed, he panted.  It was great fun.  When he recovered, he sat up.. "honestly 'jane' that is the best sexual experience I have ever had in my life'.... "I know" I say confidently.. He leans over and kisses me long, deep and warm.  He is shocked he was attracted to an older woman in the first place, and then even more shocked he has experienced something so evasive. He is still shaking and weak as a kitten when we walk back out to my friends.  He walks out with only his pants on,  which is funny by itself, he sits down finishes his drink, says to my friends.. 'that was the best sexual experience of my life'... ' thank you' I say, 'a beautiful 27 yr old stripper has just given me street credit'... I knew it, my friends wondered how I was always surrounded by so many men, now I have another puppy who is going to follow me around for awhile..

 Its good to be me.  I am Jane Smith, the Man Whisper!!!!

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